LeButlerMeh

1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes. 2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been. 3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors. 4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin. 5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn. 6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him. 7) Do your best to sneak u

1.  Steal his eye-patch. 2.  When he accuses you for stealing it, blame Sebastian, while wearing it. 3.  Ask him what his relationship he has with Sebastian. 4.  When he says something along the lines as "He's just my butler" scream "LIAR!" 5.  Show him Sebastian x Ciel Fanfics, fanart, smut, etc. 6.  Get his reaction on video. 7.  Post said video on Youtube.com 8.  Lock him in a room with Sebastian. 9.  Refuse to let them out until they confess their undying love for eachother. 10. Place cats randomly throughout the manor. 11. When he scolds you for letting cats in, blame Sebastian but make it obvious it was you. 12. Replace his c